I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
What is the best medium with which to say, "Happy Birthday, I'm having your abortion"... Cake? Card?
Randomize
