Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
While strippers were eating ones out of my boobs, several sources claimed trump shared classified info with the russians. We should get hammered on Mondays more often, bitch.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
Randomize
