I got drunk at the beach today. I got the word Badass! tatooed all the way across my foot. Probably a bad idea.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
So hungover. I'm getting too old for trolloping around in disco shorts going shot for shot with well behaved underclassmen in an effort to lure them to the dark side of alcoholism and liver failure.
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
I'm still amazed at how you managed to get Doritos in my damn front pocket without me noticing. I got crumbs everywhere.
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
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