Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
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