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ooooooooooooo i'm drink
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
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