it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
DONT YOU DARE YELL AT ME. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TRIED TO PAY FOR THE CAB WITH YOUR PANERA REWARDS CARD.
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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