Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
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I will never try to masturbate with americas funniest home videos playing in the background ever again
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
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Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
wow bdsm is so cute
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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