now everythime i write "i'm" in my phone my tap9 spells out "i'm-never-drinking-again". It's trying to remind me
I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
And then he proceeded to take my heartbeat, because apparently that tells him whether I was faking or not...
I've been drunk in my life. But I've never been "crying in 5 Guys at 1 in the afternoon" drunk
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
Apparently I bought a laptop last night, then gave the laptop to a friend who was going to give it to her friends' friend to put some cool shit on it. Anyway, I have no idea where my new laptop is now.
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
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