do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
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Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
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Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
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