This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
I am alternating between eating dry cheerios and mint chocolate chip ice cream with a fork. Please love me because no one else will
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
Have a booty call at 3am, stopped for tacos at 2:30. It's 2:55 and I still haven't ordered but can't jump the curb to get out of line because there is a cop in front of me. What am I doing with my life?
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
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