how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
nothing screams I HAVE A PROBLEM! like the case of miller lite sitting on top of my DUI papers in the passenger seat of my car. lol
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I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
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It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
Jesus Christ. How the fuck do you not tell someone that your wife can see on the phone bill who you text and how many times ?
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
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