I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
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The swelling on my elbow and tongue means I may have cockblocked myself.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
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I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
Do you think this 2 hour Amazon delivery thing works on vibrators? Cause that would be clutch
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
Turns out the grown up version of seeing your teacher shopping is seeing your therapist is on tinder
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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