i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
In America we eat man semen.
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
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My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
All I want is to send a text that says "i slept with someone while wearing nothing but purple argyle socks this weekend." But the only person i would send that to is you. But you already know. Because they were your socks.
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I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
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