Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
I tried to prevent a bar fight. By convincing a guy whacked out on Molly to slap the ass of everyone who was arguing and shout "WOO" each time. I'm proud, surprised, and intrigued that it calmed everyone down so quickly...
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
Showed up to the airport to find my fuck buddy is on the same flight. Do you think he'd be intertested in the mile high club?
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death