Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
Im part way to drunk.
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
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