sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
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If you invite me to a bar tonight my liver will kick you in the testicles
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
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My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
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