ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
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