Eating a burrito bowl w/ queso sauce is about as cool as the first time you have sex w/ out a condom
Porn is love you can see.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick
I don't remember coming in last night, but apparently I ate a piece of pizza because when I woke up I had pizza crust stuck to the back of my thighs.
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
I'm just drunk enough to be eating egg rolls on the toilet
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
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