I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
Siri just reminded me to pickup Plan B
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
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