oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
The cab driver had me sign for the payment and I was like give me a second while I throw up right outside your door.
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
This isn't fair. Why can't sober me be good at bejeweled?
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
How do you leave a condom wrapper under my mom's pillow...
This may not be the best moment to laugh, but I am.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
Randomize
