I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
Look, you don't know disfunction until you've sat on the john taking a shit and crying while totally sober.
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
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