but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Randomize
