I don't remember. Are we still dating?
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
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