Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
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everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
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Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
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