They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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