This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
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Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
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I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
I don't know what she did to me last night, but the scratches on my back indicate that I had sex with a Bengal tiger last night.
tell me about the eggs
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
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