Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
Randomize
