I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
I mistook a propane tank for a keg.
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
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I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
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I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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