We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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