we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
Trying to figure out the logistics of putting my laptop speakers on this plate with the last slice of pizza. Too drunk to move the plate. Not an option.
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
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