I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
I just discovered my new vice. Cotton candy vodka. Its like a carnival in my mouth, puking of the tilt-a-whirl included.
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