I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
ALso, saw an adorable man walking an adorable dog with his adorable kid.
And yes, that last sentence is biased because my ovaries started screaming
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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