i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
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No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
FYI the landlord called and plumbers will be tearing up the bathroom tomorrow. Apparently the tub is leaking into the apt below us so be sure to pee in the shower today.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
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