Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
It's 6am and I had to explain to the gas station attendant why I didn't have shoes on and I'm covered in maple syrup.
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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