in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
The guy I brought home last night made a speedy escape while I was in the bathroom. The only trace I found of his flight was a lone sock on the stairs.... It was like a whorey low budget Cinderella
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
The tamale guy is fucking with me, I wanna sleep in he wakes me up; early wake-n-bake and he's late and I'm hungry
i ran into the Jo the housecleaner earlier this morning. i mentioned i had a little hangover and she asked what the occasion was.. i replied "Tuesday" without thinking. she judged the shit out of me.
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
Randomize