This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
gotta love it when a reminder comes up on your phone and u think u forgot about a meeting or something then u read it and its only to remind me to go to the titty bar at 3
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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