Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
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