I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
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he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
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She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
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