her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
I feel like your standards for women is like rent-a-centers standards for credit.
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
To drunk to make oatmeal. I'm pouring it into my mouth and gargling it with beer. Ive made maple brown sugar bud light
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
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