would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
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