kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
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