the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
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U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
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How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
I have a bottle of vodka wrapped in a leg warmer in my purse. This is what it takes to get through Christmas with my family.
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
I feel awkward having to tell people “sorry you can’t finger me because I will get a UTI and I don’t have health insurance”
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
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