she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
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they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
The feeling are messing with the penis
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We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
I would ride that face into the sunset
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
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