plz talk dirty to me
Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
Why are you at a bar in Connecticut?
Long story. One that now involves lots of delicious chicken wings om nom nom
Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
I'm tangled in a fishing net down at the harbor. This has nothing to do with Captain Morgan. Bring wirecutters.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
Never doubt me. I am drunk and unstoppable and I will finish this book
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
Omg I joined a choir last night...
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
Randomize
