Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
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