Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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