Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
you fucking puked into the top of the beer bong while i was chugging from it. when i realized i was chugging your vomit, i vomitted on the floor. she kicked us both out.
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
Randomize
