Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
I can't believe we just used the phrase "jizz to juice ratio" in casual conversation.
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
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she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
Just killed a snake in my bed! And by killed I mean hit repeatedly with my fist. And by snake I mean a lump in the covers. And I pissed my pants.
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
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high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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