Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
If I were a woman I'd fill my water bra with liquor so that I could sip on it throughout the day.
i can't believe i had my finger in that
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
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