apparently 9 shots of absynthe does not take away your skill to walk. i just woke up under a tree in some field on the other side of town with 4 hours missing.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
You do realize last night you asked me if shampoo had an expiration date then cried for 15 mins when I told you it did
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