I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
no, i'm proud of you. this is the happiest you've been since you discovered that bowls can be used as cups if you don't feel like washing dishes.
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
Replacing my paralegal is easy. Replacing my favorite office fuck toy is a totally different story. Damn him for wanting to better himself instead of being my manwhore
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