I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
Do you remember making out with the dude in the back of my cab last night?? You said his mustache tickled your tongue.
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
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