And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
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He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
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So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
Her car is covered in frozen vomit, and she lost her iPhone. I'm also pretty sure I smoked crack last night. Rest in peace 2014.
Harry Potter pub crawl tonight. You know you're living your life right when your check list for the evening is wizard robes, wand and acid.
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
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