don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
He gave me an elaborately handwritten invite (on a bar coaster) back to his place and whispered in my ear 'i have ping pong'. And he said byob. fuck THAT.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
i now understand why vodka
Hey, don't blame me for the shitty evening; I wasn't the one who promised hookers, Dos Equis and foster kittens. Keith was.
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
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