Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
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My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
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Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
Vodka?
Forever.
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
just learned i can hear my fish chewing his food WHILE HES IN HIS BOWL. im going to have to call you back.
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
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